About this 3D model
Sure, you're hair is short and doesn't clog anything up. But you're not the only one who lives there, now are you? This little device should help, and it's cheaper than Drano. Solidworks and STL file attached. Let me know if you'd like another format. drcameron made a longer one here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2819668 crashdebug made one that's customizable: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3163178