About this 3D model

I was tired of crying about how no one wants to teach me to 3D sculpt things, so I decided to wing it and see what kind of revenge I could take on the world. Remember, this is all your fault! --- The model may need some work to print properly (check for rats nests). You're free to modify it and sell prints of it as long as you give me credit. (And if you want to kick me over a few bucks as a tip, I would appreciate that too.) Let me know what you do with it! I'm excited to see who you freak out or what horrific sex toys you make with this thing. Enjoy.